Al Gore at Congressional Hearing on Global Warming, 21 March 2007

"His eyes were hollows of madness,

"His hair like moldy hay,

"But he loved his energy offsets,

"His PC energy offsets,

"So, mad as a hatter he listened,

"And he heard the Chairman say,

"'Wait for me in the media,

"'I'll come to your aid in the media,

"'I'll violate all canons of ethics,

"'Though Hell should bar the way!'"

(with apologies to Alfred Noyes)